Monday, January 14, 2013

New Endangered Species Alert

From WiscoDave, so you know it's got to be twisted....



Brazilian Bikini Waxes Make Crab Lice Endangered Species


Pubic lice, the crab-shaped insects that have dwelled in human groins since the beginning of history, are disappearing. Doctors say bikini waxing may be the reason.
Waning infestations of the bloodsuckers have been linked by doctors to pubic depilation, especially a technique popularized in the 1990s by a Manhattan salon run by seven Brazilian sisters. More than 80 percent of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair -- part of a trend that’s increasing in western countries. In Australia, Sydney’s main sexual health clinic hasn’t seen a woman with pubic lice since 2008 and male cases have fallen 80 percent from about 100 a decade ago. 

8 comments:

Grand said...

This post started off so nice...

hiswiserangel said...

Aw, Grand, I'm sorry, but you know me. Never know when to stop. :-D

crankyjohn said...

Reminds me when I was in basic training, the whole battalion came down with the crabs. Never did get my purple heart.

crankyjohn said...

I mean seriously, if John Kerry can put himself in for a purple heart for the clap and for getting a piece of rice imbedded in his ass, surly the crabs quailify?

hiswiserangel said...

Well, cj, you did shed blood...

crankyjohn said...

heh heh!

WiscoDave said...

What?! ME twisted?!!
I'm,,, I'm shocked and outraged!!!

hiswiserangel said...

Deliciously twisted.